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Cthulu the Movie?

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Daniel Andrlik
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Daniel Andrlik lives in the suburbs of Philadelphia. By day he manages product teams. The rest of the time he is a podcast host and producer, writer of speculative fiction, a rabid reader, and a programmer.

Via Warren Ellis:

Here is a trailer for Cthulu: The Movie, with none other than Tori Spelling performing in it. From the looks of the official site, the production appears to be some sort of indie flick. It looks so monumentally bad that I wonder if it is part of some sinister ritual to drive the audience mad so that the Old One’s might consume them utterly.

Please someone tell me this is just an elaborate joke.

You know what the saddest part is? I’ll probably rent it. An acolyte’s duty is never done…

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