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Daniel Andrlik
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Daniel Andrlik lives in the suburbs of Philadelphia. By day he manages product teams. The rest of the time he is a podcast host and producer, writer of speculative fiction, a rabid reader, and a programmer.

So my friend Dan of the Creepy Sleepy Show Podcast took a moment over the Christmas holiday to record me telling the Courtesy story along with Greg (who was involved) and Zach, who hid in the break room during the incident. He just now finished editing and compressing the mp3 of our retelling, and has posted it online.

He did some pitchshifting, which I think makes my voice sound much more sexy. :) The people you hear laughing in the background are Zach, Dan and our friend Robin.

I am rehosting the file on my server, and you can get to it via this link.

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