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I am Apparently Both Lame and Criminally Insane

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Daniel Andrlik
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Daniel Andrlik lives in the suburbs of Philadelphia. By day he manages product teams. The rest of the time he is a podcast host and producer, writer of speculative fiction, a rabid reader, and a programmer.

My Lameness:

Your results:
You are Spider-Man

























Spider-Man
65%
Green Lantern
65%
Supergirl
63%
Wonder Woman
58%
Hulk
55%
Superman
55%
Robin
50%
Catwoman
45%
Iron Man
40%
The Flash
35%
Batman
35%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.

Click here to take the “Which Superhero am I?” quiz…

Come on, no matter who you are you have to admit that Spider-man was a whiny little bitch. Sure, I read him as a kid, but only when I didn’t have a Batman story handy.

My Insanity:

Your results:
You are The Joker
The Joker
65%
Dr. Doom
64%
Venom
63%
Magneto
58%
Lex Luthor
58%
Mr. Freeze
58%
Apocalypse
56%
Riddler
55%
Dark Phoenix
53%
Poison Ivy
53%
Kingpin
46%
Mystique
44%
Juggernaut
44%
Green Goblin
40%
Catwoman
34%
Two-Face
28%
The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

Okay, so the Joker may be homicidally insane, but he is a pretty freaking cool villain. I can deal with this one, which means that if I’d probably make a cooler bad guy than a super hero. So if I ever go batshit crazy I’ll be a force to be reckoned with.

Meaningful content coming soon, I promise.

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