Via Dvorak.org:
A group of scientists in Europe have developed a functional interface between mammalian neurons and silicon chips. This is a big deal as it means we may soon be able to use this technology to monitor and diminish neurological disorders. It also may be a huge step forward for developing a biological based CPU. But I know what this is all really about:
Cyborgs.
Powerful cyborgs, powered with super-strong artificial muscles, and all-seeing glowing red eyes. I for one, welcome our new cybernetic overlords, and hope that I will avoid placement within the heat mines, which are assurance of slow death.
Good night.