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Daniel Andrlik
Daniel Andrlik lives in the suburbs of Philadelphia. By day he manages product teams. The rest of the time he is a podcast host and producer, writer of speculative fiction, a rabid reader, and a programmer.

So my friend Dan of the Creepy Sleepy Show Podcast took a moment over the Christmas holiday to record me telling the Courtesy story along with Greg (who was involved) and Zach, who hid in the break room during the incident. He just now finished editing and compressing the mp3 of our retelling, and has posted it online.

He did some pitchshifting, which I think makes my voice sound much more sexy. :) The people you hear laughing in the background are Zach, Dan and our friend Robin.

I am rehosting the file on my server, and you can get to it via this link.


PSA: Danger of Cinnamon Rolls
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Articles Food Funny Personal
Just so you all know, it is extremely difficult to eat a cinnamon roll and look professional at the same time. You either pick it apart and end up with frosting all over your fingers, or you attempt to bite the roll whole leaving you looking like some sort of manchild with a face smeared with sugary paste.
Bat (Baby, Why You Gotta Make Me Hit You?) - A Tale In Two Parts - 2
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Articles Assorted Geekery Funny Personal Featured
Last night I was monkeying around on my computer while enjoying the David Cross comedy album Shut Up, You Fucking Baby!, and I noticed a dark shape out of the corner of my eye.
Bat (Baby, Why You Gotta Make Me Hit You?) - A Tale In Two Parts - 1
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Articles Featured Assorted Geekery Funny Personal
Many years ago, back when I was in high school, my three closest friends and I were called in to wage war against an opponent roughly 0.5% our size. You see, Quentin’s family had a bat that had snuck into their guest room and was trying to set up a life for itself in the shadows above the canopy bed.