I Do Not Steal Children

Okay, I have a confession. Please do not hold it against me, but I am a Data Gypsy. I have no computer of my own due to a long series of unfortunate mishaps so I must travel and use what computing resources are available to me. This is somewhat frustrating, but I have adapted. I store my personal files on a USB mini-drive and on various bits of server space I have secured. It is quite bizarre. Perhaps I should start telling fortunes to make money towards getting a computer. I could read Palm Pilots!

sigh I can’t believe I made that joke either…