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Miss Scarlet In The Library With An iPod

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Daniel Andrlik
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Daniel Andrlik
Daniel Andrlik lives in the suburbs of Philadelphia. By day he manages product teams. The rest of the time he is a podcast host and producer, writer of speculative fiction, a rabid reader, and a programmer.

Well, it has finally happened, someone has used their iPod to kill someone else in a domestic dispute. Apparently, the woman in question killed her boyfriend after he deleted the contents of her MP3 player. The extra funny bit about this particular news ariticle is the add for iPod embedded in the article.

This woman really loves her music.

UPDATE: This is a hoax, and I totally went for it because it was funny. Yeah, I’m an idiot.

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