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The Twisted Geometries Of The Old Ones Have Found A Loving Home

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Daniel Andrlik
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Daniel Andrlik
Daniel Andrlik lives in the suburbs of Philadelphia. By day he manages product teams. The rest of the time he is a podcast host and producer, writer of speculative fiction, a rabid reader, and a programmer.

Oh God.

I have seen the face of evil. I was just reading through dude.man.phat. and I came across the image of a horrific beast. Seriously, I think this is some alien minion of the Old Ones. At any moment the walls will begin to twist, and bugs will begin crawling out of the dogs mouth even as the tentacled creature it summons from another dimension begins to consume the world utterly.

Witness the birth of a monster.

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