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Daniel Andrlik
Daniel Andrlik
Daniel Andrlik lives in the suburbs of Philadelphia. By day he manages product teams. The rest of the time he is a podcast host and producer, writer of speculative fiction, a rabid reader, and a programmer.

I know just about everyone has done this with their website at least once, but I have to post this link. You may not be aware of a site called Gizoogle, which runs a Google search and translates all the results into Snoop Dogg slang. It has an additional option to translate any site that you give it the URL for, which is good because I have been really meaning to reach out to the gangster rap demographic, as I think my views on new technology, religion and assorted geekery would do well in that market.

Plus, it is funny as hell.

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David Teaches Larry How To “Git-R-Done”
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If you have not had a chance yet you should totally read this open letter this archived open letter that David Cross wrote to Larry the Cable Guy in response to their now publicized feud.
I’ve Been A Bad Blogger
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I have been going in cycles with my blogging and have been in a downturn of late. I actually am working on a few interesting entries for you folks, but I’ve just been so damn busy and distracted.
All Your Base Are Well, They Appear To Be Our Property
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I found this little animation through Boing Boing. It is a little music video based off of the game Zero Wing sung to the tune of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody. It gets a little tedious in the middle, but it is still pretty cute.