Apple

I am not naturally a very organized person, which is something I’ve always struggled with. My tendency, from an early age, has always been to try and hold all my responsibilities, appointments and tasks within my head.

Okay, if you still have your box configured to allow remote logins as "root", then you deserve anything you get. Otherwise, start using strong passphrases (not a password, those are too easy), or if you can swing it with your work flow, use an ssh key rather than a text-based login.

Fake Steve Jobs true identity is revealed to be Forbes editor, Daniel Lyons. FSJ’s response to the revelation (not unexpected) is also pretty funny.